the names sis strider

demonlordenglish said: Gross.

demonlordenglish:

It is the name of the being that can end your life right now.

Sis Strider, the female version of Bro Strider. Who is engaged to that foolish little pet of mine. I could go on.

==> You raise an eyebrow skeptically.

then go ahead

aint nobody stoppin you

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demonlordenglish said: Gross.

demonlordenglish:

It would be wise to start, hmm? 

Lord English. I know who you are, so there is no need to introduce yourself. 

no

lord english

what kind of gay ass name is that

and if you know who i am then

say it

out loud

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demonlordenglish said: Gross.

demonlordenglish:

puppetbutts:

scuse me but

who the fuck are you

God. 

doubt it

i dont believe in that shit anyways so

quit playin whats your name smartass

demonlordenglish said: Gross.

scuse me but

who the fuck are you

im awake

missectobiologist replied to your post: drunkenro-lal replied to your post: drunkenro-lal…

unfortunately, no. that guy pisses me off. although i’m really worried about jace with him around now.

well what the fuck

if youre gonna fight with people at least win

god damn

why jace specifically

drunkenro-lal replied to your post: drunkenro-lal replied to your post: drunkenro-lal…

ah okay, dats p coll then. and i dun have any parents. CUE THE SAD MOOSIK! ==> You laugh loudly// Naw shit’s cool bro, and my liver is a champ.

hey looks like we got something in common

yours dead too or

and i highly doubt it

youre gonna fuck that shit up before you graduate be careful man

drunkenro-lal replied to your post: drunkenro-lal replied to your post: youre all…

isnt tehb def of queer ‘strrange; odd’? i mean it’s p ironic ur calling me odd even though you came out of nowhere just to insult me.

it wasnt directed at you it was an insult for everyone to take in

youre drunk and where are your parents this shit is so illegal

bad for your fuckin liver too

missectobiologist replied to your post: drunkenro-lal replied to your post: youre all…

okay. got my back tore up pretty bad in a fight with a trickster. me and dabe are still together though.

did you win

drunkenro-lal replied to your post: youre all queers

sahut up yhou dont know me

you sure look queer to me

sound it too

missectobiologist replied to your post: youre all queers

heh, hey sis.

hey joan how you been girl

youre all queers

biigbootybiitche2:

you wish it wath.

and would i really be the betht at a thupermarket, really.

i can thee it now!

thpill on aisle thikth, thpill on aisle thikth! 

oh wow im regretting this decision already

how about somewhere else then i dont know

where the hell would you like to work

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